Seriously??

I may need a small break... seriously.

 A vacation, a pedicure,
a really nice meal ( a step up from a Lean Cuisine would be nice), something....

You know how I know???

 I just got home about 30 minutes ago (Wednesday is a looooooong day for me)

 and
I found the Mod Podge in the fridge
and

the mayonnaise on the counter.
Seriously!

I know the last time I used Mod Podge (practically a daily occurrence)

but I have no clue about the mayo!!! I haven't used it lately, I rarely use it, and certainly not today!!!
So, What's up with that??
Seriously.